Buy a Dog

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and
never say its not quite as good as his mother made it

then buy a dog.

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long
and wherever you want

then buy a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care
about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies

then buy a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm
your feet and whom you can push off if he snores .....

then buy a dog !

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if
you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if
every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you
unconditionally, perpetually

then buy a dog.

BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when
you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over
the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only come s
home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely
to ensure his happiness.............

then buy a cat!

Now be honest, you thought I was going to say....then marry a man.